A more ecologically sound alternative than its foam board predecessors, the Rayskin, with an 8-14 week production time, was specifically designed to give good solid maneuverability for East and West coast surf conditions.

The company hand-crafts, numbers each ride-able work of art and even surfs your custom board to make sure it’s up to snuff. It is then refinished and delivered to your beach-side mansion or Airstream, whichever you prefer. Matthew, you know we’re talking to you. Forget what TMZ says, we don’t care if you ever grow up. Keep surfing dude.

In what has to be one of the coolest jobs on the planet, Rayskin promises to test ride with the best surfers to keep improving and modifying its rides, since in the end, it’s all about surfing, not just the look. Mi4m begs to differ. But hey, what do we know, we’re just a bunch of champagne swirling lounge lizards.